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"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
'All I did was stop for one hitchhiker, next thing I knew this whole bunch of them came out of nowhere and just jumped in!'
'There's no money in comic strips.'
"Freeloader. Get a job."
"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."
"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"
"Actually he goes with the house...he's been loafing there for ten years and according to the law of easement by prescription..."
Just along for the ride.
"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"
'Damn you people! Don't you realize that life is hard! There is no free lunch! Entitlements and health care are expensive!'