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"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
'All I did was stop for one hitchhiker, next thing I knew this whole bunch of them came out of nowhere and just jumped in!'
"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."
"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"
Just along for the ride.
'Damn you people! Don't you realize that life is hard! There is no free lunch! Entitlements and health care are expensive!'