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The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
Free-range chicken. Back in one hour.
'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'
"She wishes to range free!"
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
Bob liked free-range chicken - but not the fast ones.
'Of course he's never home. Didn't I warn you about marrying a Free-Range chicken?'
Fee Range Chickens
"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."
'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'
"I see you're going in for free range chickens."
'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'
'According to the menu, they use only free-range chickens!'
'Unfortunately, there are drawbacks to hiring Free Range workers.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'
'Chickens, yes, but I'm not completely sold on the idea of free-range hippos.'
'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'
'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'
"That's what happens when you let your chickens go free range...they leave!"
"Chicken? Sorry he's gone for a walk."