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"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."
'I'm looking for legal advice.' 'Don't get involved with lawyers. That will be £75.'
"As a veterinarian, Martin cant go anywhere without having someone ask for free advice."
"Free medical advice from my cousin's brother in law. What did you die of?"
'Good luck, kid. I trained at age 3, was traded twice by age 5 and I peaked at 7.'
'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'
'As your lawer, I'm telling you this for nothing, I can't believe I just said that!'
"Sorry, the lawyer - client privilege on confidentiality doesn't apply to free advice."
Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.
As your solicitor, let me just tell you this for nothing...haha, just joking of course.
As your solicitor, let me just tell you this for nothing, haha! Just joking, of course.
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."