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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
'Find out what he's up to.'
The Pursuit of Free Agents in the Off-Season is too a Sport
No Government Next 127 Miles
'We scrimp and save and sock away money so that we don't need to rely on Social Security when we retire - and what does he do? He blows it all on a free agent.'
Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
The Free Agent: 'No reasonable offer refused.'
'Here comes the high-priced free agent we picked up...'
Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.
Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.
'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'
'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'
'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'
Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way
'Remember, winning isn't the only thing. You can also become a free agent like LeBron James.'