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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"
'Find out what he's up to.'
The Pursuit of Free Agents in the Off-Season is too a Sport
No Government Next 127 Miles
"Yes, I realize that we are free agents, but I have to take on the additional risk of pregnancy and am more susceptible to certain sexually transmitted diseases, so I think you should pay for the movie."
'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'
'We scrimp and save and sock away money so that we don't need to rely on Social Security when we retire - and what does he do? He blows it all on a free agent.'
Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.
The Free Agent: 'No reasonable offer refused.'
Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.
'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'
'Here comes the high-priced free agent we picked up...'
Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.
'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'
'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'
'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'
'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'
'Remember, winning isn't the only thing. You can also become a free agent like LeBron James.'