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"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."
"Stick around. There's a reception afterward."
Bird Feeder for tramps.
"These aren't free samples. This is my lunch, dammit!"
Tarzan of the Canapés
'Apparently she's got half a mind.'
'What if every hand you're dealt is lousy?!'
'Is that why we're here.'
'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'
'With that poker face she must win a lot.'
The Feeglemans devised a great way to defray babysitting costs.
'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'
'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear now cheap they were when he was a kid.'
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"HEY! You two can't just come in here and eat all the peanuts without at least ordering a drink!"
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When you get the second cup free, it's called a coffee break.
A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.
'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'
A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.
"Justin, when you said you wanted to see me in my school uniform..."
'Makes working on Christmas day all worthwhile doesn't it?'