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"Sure. Call me anytime. Call me for breakfast, call me for lunch, call me for dinner, call me...."
How Van Gogh got free meals everywhere he went.
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
'Mom's Diner: your meal free if you wash all the dishes and take out the garbage.'
'People often say they've 'dined out' on a particular story - we'd like a meal on that basis.'
'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'
"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."
'Why the free meal?'
'A pardon It's like a legal technicality designed to take away your three squares a day,'
'Free meal.' 'Because you're the first customer to come back.'
free continental breakfast: 'What the hell continent is this supposed to represent!'
Scuba Divers Eat Free!
'The food inspector, Sir!'
In this world there is no such think as a free meal...unless you are a cat!
'Once again, there is no such thing as a free meal'