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The Free Range Finch
The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"
"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."
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'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
"You knew I was free range when you met me."
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"That's it, mister. You just lost your 'free range' status."
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"O.K., Mr. Free Range – now we're lost."
"You're free-range when I say you're free-range."
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'Is the mouse free-range?'
"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
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"Before committing to free-range, we though we'd ease in slowly with cage-free parenting."
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"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."
'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'
"Here's what I don't get – we don't even have fingers."
Free-range chicken. Back in one hour.
A chicken draws a happy face on an egg.
"I'm not a vindictive person, Charles. When your chickens do come home to roost I hope they're free range chickens."
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'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'
"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."
Free range hot dogs
'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'
"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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