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The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken
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Chicken visiting hours
"You knew I was free range when you met me."
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"That's it, mister. You just lost your 'free range' status."
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"O.K., Mr. Free Range – now we're lost."
"We're free-range. Why not run for it?"
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"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"
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Free Range Chickens
"They should never have allowed us to be free-range."
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Free Range / Deranged
Bob liked free-range chicken - but not the fast ones.
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Fee Range Chickens
'Sorry for the delay. Our free-range chicken can't decide what it wants to be.'
'You had scrambled eggs for breakfast! I can smell it all over you!'
"I see you're going in for free range chickens."
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"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"
'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'
'He's free range.'
'According to the menu, they use only free-range chickens!'
'Unfortunately, there are drawbacks to hiring Free Range workers.'
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'
'Chickens, yes, but I'm not completely sold on the idea of free-range hippos.'
'Freerange is all well and good, but just try to find a place to roost!'
Yard Sale: 'Look...one of those free range chickens.'