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'Like to sample an antidepressant, sir?...'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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'When's happy hour?'
'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'
'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'
'Your first lesson is free.'
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
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Bottled water. Free sample.
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'
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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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'It's a thin dividing line,Johnson. Let's just ignore it.'
"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'
"The sign said buy one, get one free. But I only needed one. The free one."
"I don't have a budget at this time, but I can offer you some really great social-media exposure."
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
'I bought one at the store across the street. Can I get the free one here?'
"The proposal is we give Big Pharma free gas and they give us free meds."
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'A free forty day cruise? There's gotta be a catch.'
"That 'Free Stuff' thing was genius, Zogdar!"
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