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'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."
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"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."
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The Freelance Life.
Searching for the Perfect App
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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."
'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'
Freelance test rat
'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'
Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.
'Oh no! It's VAT man!'
"Wait...you want paid for your services? I thought you were a free-lancer."
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"I'm freelance, that's why I'm faster."
"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."
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Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.
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'I freelance from my home here.'
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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"Here's my card. Give me a call if you ever need a barfly."
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"Very funny, art-boy. Just make sure I get the cartoon on time."