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"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."
'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'
"No more peanuts until you buy another round of drinks."
Tags:peanut, peanuts, round of drinks, drinks round, drinks rounds, nut, nuts, bar nut, bar nuts, pub nut, pub nuts, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, freeloading, free-loading, drinks, drinks, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, publican, publicans, freebie, freebies, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers
"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
Tags:rich, idea, ideas, innovation, innovate, innovates, piggyback, freeloader, freeloaders, freeloading, getting in, get in on, genius, geniuses, invention, inventions, innovations, innovates, contribution, contributions, contributes, unhelpful, free rider, free riders, glory supporter, stealing, steal, stolen
"I just finished paying the bills...I'm imposing economic sanctions on all of you!"
Tags:economic sanction, economic sanctions, bill, bills, pay the bills, paying the bills, breadwinner, breadwinners, bread winner, bread winners, patriarch, patriarchs, freeloader, freeloaders, freeloading, revenge, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, vengeance, get even, gets even, getting even, moocher, moochers
'Let's see - I'll need better education and healthcare. . . did I mention I can't afford any of this.'
Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.
Begging dog with sign: Ride Your Leg $1.00
"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."
Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.
'They're having a ball up there.'
Romney and Ryan - Elderly Exit.
"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
"Freeloader. Get a job."
"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."
Romney cuts off his nose with the 47% comments.
"Are you asking if I'm lazy because I'm in the 47% or the 99%?"
"Actually he goes with the house...he's been loafing there for ten years and according to the law of easement by prescription..."
Tags:real estate, realty, realtors, real estate sales, real estate easement, easement, legal right, legal rights, estate agent, estate agents, loafer, loafers, freeloader, freeloaders, free-loader, free-loaders, couch potato, couch potatoes, real estate law, law of easement by prescription, right of way
'Is this the real Mitt Romney?'
Unlikely to clear up before the election.