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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
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Sex Games of the Married
"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'
"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."
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'Drop the can opener!'
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"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
Tags:citi bike, citi bikes, plow, plows, plowing, bike, bikes, biking, bike rental, bike rentals, new york, new york city, sidewalk, sidewalks, plough, ploughs, ploughing, snow, snows, snowy weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, blizzard, blizzards, commute, commutes, commuting, snow plow, snow plows, snowplow, snowplows, snowplowing, public transit, mass transit
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
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"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."
Tags:hot air, high ceiling, high ceilings, rise, rises, physics, geophysics, chemistry, cold, cold house, cold houses, cold home, cold homes, insulate, insulation, insulated, temperature, temperatures, freeze, freezes, freezing, monarch, monarchs, king, kings, architect, architects, architecture, church, churches, cold, shiver, shivers, shivering
'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
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'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Bad news. The board's decided to cryogenically freeze your department indefinitely."
"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."
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The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz
"Is the baby sideways?"
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, forecast, forecasts, forecaster, forecasters, winter, winters, sign, signs, bee, bees, signal, signals, prediction, predictions, predicting, weather man, weather men, season, seasons, cold winter, cold winters, seasonal change, freeze, freezes, freezing, expert, experts, expertise
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snowy, snowing, snows, snowed, masseuse, bad idea, cold, colder, colds, warm up, warming up, warmed up, warms up, relax, relaxing, melt, melted, melting, melts, ice, icey, iced, good idea, freeze, frozen, froze, freezing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys