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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.
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'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'
"The freezer's almost empty, so be sure to bring back more bad boys and girls than you did last year!"
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'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'
'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
"Your mother is taking up too much freezer space!"
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Woman stuck in frozen aisle.
Frosty the Vampire
"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"
'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'
"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."
Tags:food, food waste, reducing food waste, leftover, leftovers, saving, save, freeze, freezing, freezer, freezer food, good intentions, good intention, guilt, guilty, doing your bit, doing my bit, saving the planet, save the planet, middle-class problems, first world problems, middle-class problem, first world problem
Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.
'I'm hanging this one on my fridge door.'
"They're adorable. Are they yours?"
North woman sells frozen vegetables.
'It's our 25th anniversary. Love may last forever but appliances do not.'
Home Vending Machine.
'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'