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"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
"O.K. with you if I eat that piece of wedding cake that's been in the freezer for thirty years?"
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"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."
9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.
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'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'
'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'
"Your mother is taking up too much freezer space!"
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Woman stuck in frozen aisle.
Frosty the Vampire
"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"
'I'm hanging this one on my fridge door.'
"They're adorable. Are they yours?"
North woman sells frozen vegetables.
Home Vending Machine.
'It's our 25th anniversary. Love may last forever but appliances do not.'
'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'
'I can only think Derren Brown made me do it.'
"Got a deer."
"Hey Mom! Has the freezer gone out?"