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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Tags:winter, winters, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, parka, parkas, overcoat, overcoats, warm up, warms up, warming up, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, hit on, hits on, hitting on, street harassment, harassment, sexually harassed, winter weather, winter months, imagine, imagines, imagination, shapeless, outfit, outfits
Sex Games of the Married
'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'
"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
Tags:citi bike, citi bikes, plow, plows, plowing, bike, bikes, biking, bike rental, bike rentals, new york, new york city, sidewalk, sidewalks, plough, ploughs, ploughing, snow, snows, snowy weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, blizzard, blizzards, commute, commutes, commuting, snow plow, snow plows, snowplow, snowplows, snowplowing, public transit, mass transit
'Drop the can opener!'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, pet, pets, petting, petted, can opener, can openers, tin opener, tin openers, gun point, gunpoint, freeze, freezes, freezing, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commandingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
Tags:fleece, jacket, jackets, coat, coats, winter coat, winter coats, fleeces, cold weather, winter, winters, winter coat, winter coats, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, warm, warmth, warm coat, warm coats, winter jacket, winter jackets, windbreaker, windbreakers, winter season, winter seasons, snow, snow day, snow days, snowy
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."
Tags:hot air, high ceiling, high ceilings, rise, rises, physics, geophysics, chemistry, cold, cold house, cold houses, cold home, cold homes, insulate, insulation, insulated, temperature, temperatures, freeze, freezes, freezing, monarch, monarchs, king, kings, architect, architects, architecture, church, churches, cold, shiver, shivers, shivering
'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
Tags:lick, licks, licked, licker, lickers, stuck, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stick, sticks, sticking, leave, leaves, leaving, left, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, winter, winters, spring, springs, season, seasons, signpost, signposts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Bad news. The board's decided to cryogenically freeze your department indefinitely."
"Is the baby sideways?"
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, forecast, forecasts, forecaster, forecasters, winter, winters, sign, signs, bee, bees, signal, signals, prediction, predictions, predicting, weather man, weather men, season, seasons, cold winter, cold winters, seasonal change, freeze, freezes, freezing, expert, experts, expertise
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
Tags:heating oil, christmas, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, justification, justifications, justify, trade, trades, instant gratification, amusement, toy, toys, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, practical, practicality, jumper, jumpers, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, build character, building character, builds character, freezing, freeze, freezes
Courage Frosty. Courage.
"Then it's been moved and seconded that we send a special commendation to Metro-North."
Tags:commendation, commendations, subway, subways, metro, train, trains, subway, subways, mass transit, rapid transit, public transport, public transportation, hell, hellish, hellishness, commute, commutes, daily commute, daily commutes, daily grind, daily grinds, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, satan, lucifer, the devil, devils, snow, snows, snowing, winter, cold winter, freeze, freezes, freezing