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'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'
"We will always have Paris."
"One wonders what they're serving tonight at Oustau de Baumaniere in Les Baux."
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'
"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."
"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."
'Avez-vous French toast?'
'I said French Fries.'
"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."
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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'
SPECIAL TODAY: Frog Legs.
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
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Snail Gumball Machine.
'You idiots! This isn't boiling oil! It's french onion soup!'
"My bouche was not amused."
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Best French Cuisine in Entire Desert
"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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French man holding a dish.
Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.
"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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'Can't wait to get out of Europe George!'
Snail ordering 'Hommes.'