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"We will always have Paris."
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'
'Avez-vous French toast?'
'I said French Fries.'
Snail Gumball Machine.
Best French Cuisine in Entire Desert
Snail ordering 'Hommes.'
"Well, you can tell them I don't make farce pour mousses de poisons et de crustaces to go."
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French Bankers in London
'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'
"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."
'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'
Voted Best French Restaurant in Entire Desert.
'That's it? It sounded a lot better in French.'
'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'
Frogs escaping from Paris.
"Good news is we won a trip. bad news is that it's a trip to France."
"Wooow! You'll meet a rich, famous and very important person in an exclusive restaurant in Paris!"
"I've got boeuf a la brain, brain souffle, brain au vin...what did you expect, man? I'm a French zombie!"
'I realize you're a French teacher but do you have to correct everything?'
"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."
'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'