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'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'
'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'
"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
Chez Pierre - Pro-American French Cuisine
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"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."
"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."
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"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"
'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'
"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."
SPECIAL TODAY: Frog Legs.
'You idiots! This isn't boiling oil! It's french onion soup!'
Try our frogs' legs.
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"My bouche was not amused."
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Best French Cuisine in Entire Desert
"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.
'Can't wait to get out of Europe George!'
Snail ordering 'Hommes.'
"Well, you can tell them I don't make farce pour mousses de poisons et de crustaces to go."
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Garlic Free Section.
'I don't read French -- just bring me the most expensive thing you have.'
"Pat? de fois gras avec des petits pois et pommes de terre au gratin? Very well, sir ? is generic okay?"
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
'I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we don't offer a 'Deep Dish' version of Coquilles Saint-Jacques.'