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"Bonjour, mon amour - forgive my English, but I should like to spread you all over myself."
"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."
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Chez Pierre - Pro-American French Cuisine
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"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"
"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."
SPECIAL TODAY: Frog Legs.
Try our frogs' legs.
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Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.
Snail ordering 'Hommes.'
Garlic Free Section.
'I don't read French -- just bring me the most expensive thing you have.'
"Pat? de fois gras avec des petits pois et pommes de terre au gratin? Very well, sir ? is generic okay?"
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
"I'll have the filet mignon aux legumes et fruit d'hiver, with extra cheese."
Voted Best French Restaurant in Entire Desert.
'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'
'...may I suggest that you stick to the English version of the menu!' - Man accidently orders a turbo-charged wheel barrow with a flat tyre filled with nuclear waste.
Frogs escaping from Paris.
'I realize you're a French teacher but do you have to correct everything?'
'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'
'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'
A frog points out the Chef that left him without legs at a police line-up.
'So...They got you too..'
Even though he knew he would get nightmares, Jacques couldn't stop reading horror stories in bed.