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Le Doggy Bag
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"Your ordering in French would have been more romantic if you didn't have to read it off your phone."
"We will always have Paris."
Jacket, Tie and Money Required
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"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."
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Chez Pierre - Pro-American French Cuisine
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'Avez-vous French toast?'
"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."
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"Tonight's specials are coq au vin Pierre, caviar omelette with mushrooms and truffles, and fresh brook trout."
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'
"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."
Try our frogs' legs.
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"My bouche was not amused."
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"The coq au chlorine is off."
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Best French Cuisine in Entire Desert
Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.
"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy ... "
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"If I mispronounce the order, do you promise not to correct me in a patronizing manner?"
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"Listen here Pardner. Ah distinctly ordered the sole fouree au Fumet Meursault. This Hyar's the Croustade de Barbue Langrene!"
"Can you spell that for me please sir?"
"That'll teach you to order in French."
'It's called Les Restes. It's French for leftovers.'