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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."
Viva la revolucion!
'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'
"I keep telling Mother our generation is interested in experiences not things."
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"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
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Heads Will Roll
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"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."
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'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
Aiming the Head
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"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."
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A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.
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'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'
'You can just forget about the cake.'
Traffic signs during the French Revolution
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'A consensus engineering tool by citizen Guillotin.'
Liberty, equality, sorority.
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"I have to go wee-wee."
'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'
Mind your head...
A football team lines up under a guillotine.
"Isn't there some other way to celebrate the bicentennial of the French revolution."
"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"