French Waiters Cartoons and Comics

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

"I was neither rude, nor arrogant, nor disinterested. I apologize, it will never happen again, monsieur."