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"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."
Tags:flight, flight of the bumblebee, piano, piano player, piano players, pianist, pianists, bumblebee, bumblebees, bee, bees, airline, airlines, flight delay, flight delays, cancellation, cancellations, canceled, cancelled, cancel, cancels, air travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, rimsky korsakov, korsakov, composition, compositions, entomologist, entomologists, entomology
Caribbean Airport Security
Tags:limbo, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, danced, talent, talented, talents, airport, airports, metal detector, metal detectors, security, security guard, security guards, security screening, customs, immigration, immigrants, travel, travler, travelers, travellers, traveller, traveled, travelled, traveling, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport security, fly, flying, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, credit card miles, sky miles, flying credit, tropical, tropics, beach, beaches, island, islands
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Tags:flight, flights, cockpit, cockpits, pilot, pilots, engineer, engineers, engine drive, engine drivers, train driver, train drivers, train, trains, conductor, conductors, captain, captains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, ominous, worry, worries, fear, fears
Tags:alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, little green men, little green man, martian, martians, ufo, ufos, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, abductions, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, security, security check, security checks, airport security, metal detector, metal detectors, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, unidentified flying object, alien experiment, alien experiments
"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, airline, airlines, airline points, frequent flier, frequent fliers, miles, points, frequent flier points, frequent flier miles, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, frequent flyer points, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, flying, air travel, points card, points cards, collecting points, collecting miles
"Is the flight completely full, extremely full, or very full."
"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorcing, separation, separating, divorce proceedings, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, frequent-flier miles, frequent flier, frequent flier miles, frequent flyer, frequent flyer miles, frequent-flyer, frequent-flyer miles, air travel, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, frequent flyers, frequent fliers, frequent-flyers, frequent-fliers, air miles, airmiles, divorce financial settlements, splitting assets, asset splitting, division of assets, lawyers, lawyer, attorney, attorneys
Tags:budget cut, budget cuts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, flight, flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, air travel, air travels, air travelling, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, meal, meals, in-flight meal, in-flight meals
"And that one shoes my frequent-flier miles.
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
Tags:journey, journeys, destination, destinations, lost luggage, lost baggage, baggage claim, baggage claims, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, run-around, giving the runaround, excuse, excuses, cliche, cliches, life, life philosophy, life philosophies, irrelevant, irrelevance, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"I happen to be a frequent flyer, and this just doesn't feel right to me."
Airline- The Restaurant
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, airplane food, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane food, bad food, no choice, veggie option, vegetarian option, vegetarian options, air hostess, air hostesses, plane, planes, plane food, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, waiter, waiters, modern life, hostess trolley, hostess trollies
Now landing at an airport near you.
Tags:airport, airports, land, lands, landing, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flu, flues, influenza, flu season, flu seasons, spread, spreads, spreading, epidemic, epidemics, swine flu, avian flu, pandemic, pandemics, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, sick, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, disease transmission, disease vector, disease vectors
"No, this is correct - you're both in 28-B. We no longer offer individual seats."
Tags:airline, airlines, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, add-on, add-ons, additional charge, additional charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, seat, seats, seating, cattle car, cattle cars, overcrowd, overcrowded, overcrowding, herd, herds, legroom, leg room, air travel, inconvenient, inconvenience
Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.
"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, near miss, near misses, near hit, near hits, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear of flying, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, phobic, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fear, fears, safety, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, air travel, air travelling, fear, fears, fearful, nervous, anxious, anxiousness
"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, college, colleges, university, universities, liberal arts, liberal-arts, student, students, frequent flyer, frequent fliers, frequent flier, frequent-fliers, mile, miles, point, points, airline card, airline cards, airline point, airline points, benefit, benefits, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, flying, kansas, modern education, modern life
"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
When People Start to Look Like their Luggade
"No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
Tags:grope, gropes, groper, gropers, retaliate, retaliates, retaliating, retaliation, molest, molests, molesting, molester, molesters, molestation, punch, punches, punching, feminist, feminists, feminism, metoo, #metoo, accident, accidents, accidental, air travel, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, handsy, break his nose, breaks his nose, breaking his nose, broke his nose, fight back, fights back, fighting back
"Once again, we're boarding only our Elite Premium passengers at this time. Thank you."
Tags:school, schools, school bus, school buses, bus, buses, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, passenger, passengers, bus stop, waiting, premium passenger, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, sky miles, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplanes, airplanes, plane, planes, air travel, travel, airport, airports, boarding, now boarding, business class, first class
"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."
A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.
Tags:similarity, similarities, travel, travels, traveler, traveller, travelers, travellers, traveling, travelling, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, flight, flights, paris, tokyo, rio, rio de janeiro, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel advisor, travel advisors, travel adviser, travel advisers, travel agent, travel agents, book flights, booking flights, globalism, world economy, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, homogeneous, homogenous