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As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
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Fresh Ground Pepper.
The wool club for mammoths.
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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
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"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
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"Taser that for you, sir?"
'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'
"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
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Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.
"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."
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A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.
'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'
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"Is the martyr fresh?"
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"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."
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The Semi-Literate Rabbit.
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"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
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"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."