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'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"Be afraid to try new things!"
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"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."
'You are supposed to be here.'
"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'
While admiring his freshly washed '58 Impala, Burt Bacharach gets inspired.
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University Computer Rooms.
Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.
All say Ollie had haunted the fish markets, looking for fresh grouper. Suddenly his luck changed.'
Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.
Feel a little fresher...
"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."
"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"
"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."
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"You must be so excited about meeting people."