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Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."
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'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'
"Be afraid to try new things!"
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"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."
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'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'
"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'
To help them find their way around, freshmen at Wilstead High were issued bloodhounds for the first month of school,
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'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst
Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'
"First time, is it?"