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'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.
"It's the stress of freshman year, sir."
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"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."
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'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'
'You are supposed to be here.'
"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."
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'They offered a compromise - it's sort of tenure, but I still have have to teach freshman English.'
To help them find their way around, freshmen at Wilstead High were issued bloodhounds for the first month of school,
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'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.
'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'
'A gang of senior citizens was arrested today for harassing freshmen....'