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'Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?'
'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'
'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'
'You see, I'm a Freshwater Crocodile: I had never seen the ocean before...'
'Do you ever get fed up with water?'
Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed
Small Clams Court
'You're a saltwater fish, I'm a freshwater fish: We can only play together in the estuary...'
Alligator prayer: 'Lord, send me more baptisms...'
Divers drinking under water.
Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.
"What's this about having time off to spawn?"
"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"