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Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones
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"How does this make you feel?"
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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."
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"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."
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"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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"Don't get excited. It's only my toothpick."
"During the next stage of my development, Dad, I'll be drawing closer to my mother - I'll get back to you in my teens."
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Close but No Cigar
Id, Ego, Superego.
Freudian vs Behavior therapist.
Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!
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'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'
'I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my Uncle Marty, a very smart fellow.'
"What does that one look like to you?"
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"It was my wife Martha's idea."
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'Stop trying to psychoanalyze me when I'm trying to psychoanalyze you.'
"Because when you put the Rorschachs in your pants I can't use them again."
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"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."
This is my husband, Leonard, at approximately one-third actual size."
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"Our collective unconscious is pretty vacant, too."
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