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"You folks like a little something?"
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"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"
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'Why you should always stick to the script.'
"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
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The Freudian Slip Shop.
"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."
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"It was my wife Martha's idea."
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'It's a subconscious thought of a true confession that is unconsciously verbalized.'
Freudian Slip - Bow Meow.
"It hurts when I pay."
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'That's Friday, Ed.'
Garbage Sale - Sunday
The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..
'I see a tall dark strangler...Oh sorry, stranger!'
"And well, one thing just led to a mother...I mean 'another'..."
"C'mon, I'll show you the crime scene...ummmh...my house!"
The world of Freudian slips...
"By the way...I need some arsechive material."
'Is that a Freudian slip or are you exercising in my underwear on purpose?'
'Freudian slip '
'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'
It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)