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As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."
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'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
Gentrification of the Fridge.
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"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
'Instead of passing the fat tax on soda, the government requires that people do 10 chin-ups before the cooler will open.'
"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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Gentrification of the fridge
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
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"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
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'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'
'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'
"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."
'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'
'I don't have time to explain. Just call the super and tell him the elevator's stuck.'
11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.
New! Flat-panel Appliances.
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'