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'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'
'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'
Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'
'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'
"No point crying over spilt milk, blackened toast, burnt bacon and ruined eggs."
'It happens every time I eat bacon - I immediately develop this large rasher on my chest, doc.'
'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'
'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'
Friared eggs and bacon for breakfast I see!
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula (BW)
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula.
'Well, doc... 6 months ago, one of my 4896 pigs swallowed an Euro. Since then, I've tried to get it back!'
'Do you want toast with that?'
Odd looking eggs, Thought Sausage Dog.
Full English? I'm full already, thanks.
Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.
Chef finds himself perplexed by Russian doll style egg.
"Hello, Suicide Prevention Hotline?..."