Fried Chicken Cartoons and Comics

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"The recipe is simplicity itself. I got it from a Neanderthal."

"Sometimes I wish to God they'd never moved next door!"

The menu of a fast food restaurant that serves chicken with prices ranging from $1.50 to $5,000.00 for a meal.

'That'll be 10 bucks please.'

'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'

Costume Party.

Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.

"I see a great business relationship developing between you and someone named 'the Colonel'..."

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Although Michael disapproved morally, he had to admit that is was a good price for chicken.

Atomic Bear: Part 30

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

Mitch McConnell: Kentucky Fraud, Chicken

Roadside Ambush

'Wow! Buffalo wings are so good!' 'I don't have the heart to tell her.'

"Crispy, golden brown deliciousness - classic signs of deep fried chicken pox."

Waffling over waging a baseless election fight...

"Kind of ironic that Jerry and Roger ended up this way since they never could stand each other."

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

'The chicks can't sleep...have you been telling them Colonel Sanders horror stories again?'

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

'A chicken place is sending a chicken sandwich to near outer space in a hot air balloon."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"