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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol
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'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.
Mr. Tater Tot
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
'Our wellness special is the regular double cheeseburger, with only half the fires.'
'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'
'This is why they call them 'rolls'.'
'Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast?'
'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'
'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'
'Don't get me wrong... I love cake, but it goes straight to my hump.'
'Oh my, are you the good cholesterol, or the bad kind?'
'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'
'That should get some more customers in here!'
Thank God it's Fry Day.
"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."
'That's Mom and Dad, but that's definitely not Santa Claus.'
'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'
'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'
'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'
'I can't try this... I might like it.'
Cuisine on a stick
Junk food next to junk yard.
'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'
'Out to Al's all-you-can-eat buffet - back at 2:00pm'