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'You have a friend request.'
'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
'Me? I'm from a one horse town. . . It was incredibly lonely.'
"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."
"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"This is Ted. Almost everyone I know is divorced from someone he knows."
Tags:break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce, divorces, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, unlikely friendships, amicable divorce, amicable divorces
"If you can just help me through the tough times, I can handle it from there."
Tags:tough time, tough times, rough time, rough times, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, couple, couples, help, helping, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, mental health disorder, office worker, office workers, corporate talk, corporate speak, hard time, hard times, work load, office jargon, jargon asking for help, sharing the load, confident, confidence, determined, determination, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys, Chip, you're going to be one of the first to know."
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."
A little boy appears to be riding a pool toy, but it's a creature.
"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."
"Have I got a girl for you!"
"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."
"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, children, child, son, sons, football, footballers, pocket money, pocket money allowance, allowance, friends, friendship, economy, failing economy, government, government cut backs, government cut backs, failed government, government cut-backs, austerity, end austerity, public services, public service, public service cuts, incompetent, incompetence, incompetency, local services, local services, cuts to local services, local services cuts, government funding, local funding, funding cuts, funding gap, spending cuts, spending cut, sport, sports
"I have a bad association with people."
Tags:introvert, introverted, introverted, introverts, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, isolated, isolation, social isolation, socially isolated, unsociable, modern life, awkward person, awkward people, socially awkward, social awkwardness, alienated, alienation, standoffish, standoffishness
"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."
Tags:couple, couples, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, romance, romantic, romantics, love, in love, support, supportive, supporting, dependant, dependence, dependency, miniature, lift up, lifting up, small person, small people, short person, short people, emotional support, friend, friends, friendship, friendships
'They're for a friend.'
"You've got to meet Marc. Someday he's going to be the answer to a question on 'Jeopardy!' "
"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."
"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, relationship, relationships, mate, mates, parent friend, parent friends, life after kids, life after children
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
(The Drinking Buddy System)
'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'