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"Could I have the fires al dente?"
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A hunka-hunka burnin' love - only $3.99 per hunk.
Tags:rock, rock music, rock 'n' roll, song, songs, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, hot dog, hot dogs, new york, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, burn, burns, burning, street meat, street meats, burn, burned, burnt, charred, charring, char, chars, overcooked, overcooking, fry, fries, frying
"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
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"See? It never hurts to ask."
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That comes with a side? Okay, I'll have the freedom fries... No scratch that. Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled mashed potatoes.
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"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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"Let's try it without the fries!"
Potato in the Fun House sees himself as a Chip.
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries
"I was in a different place then."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reforming
'I said French Fries.'
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast
'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'
"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, drive-thru, drive-through, drivethru, drive thrus, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, takeaway, takeout, to-go, to go, pick up, fast food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fries, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, martini, martinis, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drink driving
'That's two doggie bags and one bucket of fries to go.'
An eagle feeds its chicks fries
'Would you like a shake with your fries?'
Unsuspecting Fry at Burger Meadows
'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'
"For the last time kid, we are the golden larches. You cannot have french fries!"
'Can I get an order of fries with that?'
Unsuspecting fry at burger meadows
'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.