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"What do you say we follow something else?"
It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
Things Not To Tell Your Kid
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"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."
The Scream and Monsters
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"If I may speak frankly, Estella, the fall fashions frighten me."
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'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'
"I appreciate the offer, sir, but no thank you, I don't want a promotion."
"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."
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'To help you overcome your fear of death, I want you to hug the Mr. Death doll...'
"You have until he rolls his eyes and looks at his watch."
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"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"
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"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."
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"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
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A ski jumper rethinks his decision.
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Elephant scared of a mouse jumps to a giraffe's neck.
"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"
"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"
'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'
'Well, I'd say she was surprised.'
"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."
Tags:belt, belts, drink, drinks, drinking, nerves, nervous, nervousness, freaked out, freaking out, frightened, abstract, abstraction, abstractions, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, cube, cubes, cubist, cubists, cubism, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstraction, abstractions, drinking problem, drinking problems, sooth your nerves, soothing your nerves, nervous, anxious, meeting, meetings, boss, bosses
"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."
'Oh, for goodness sakes lighten up...we have a no-kill policy!'
A small girl screams as mysterious strangers surround her.
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