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"What do you say we follow something else?"
"Honey! Netflix is streaming your dead uncle Edgar."
"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."
It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
"Oh! You gave me such a start."
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A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.
A house haunts a man.
Tags:monster, monsters, haunted house, haunted houses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, house, houses, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, real estate, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, scare, scares, scaring, stare, stares, staring, hard stare, hard stares, henpecked, henpecked husband, henpeck, husband, husbands, wife, wives, domestic abuse, domestic violence, controlling behaviour, controlling behavior, smothering wife, smothering wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, relationship problems, controlling relationship, abusive relationship, abusive relationships
"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"
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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'
Tags:basketball, game, games, destiny, destinies, dentistry, dentist, dentists, dental, run, runs, running, scare, scares, scaring, scared, fright, frights, frighten, frightens, frightening, misspeak, misspoke, misspoken, accident, accidents, accidental, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
Tags:twin, twins, evil twin, evil twins, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent, parents, parenting, set of twins, identical twin, identical twins, evil, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, parenting, personality, personalities, child development, develop, develops, developing, childhood, childhoods, grow old, grows old, growing old, upbringing, upbringings, bring up, brings up, bringing up
"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."
A skeleton sits up in bed.
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scary, halloween, wake up, wakes up, waking up, wake, wakes, waking, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, married couple, married couples, couple, couples
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
Tags:stock, stock price, stock prices, dow, dow jones, down jones industrial average, djia, investor, investors, stock, stocks, stockmarket, stockmarkets, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, hedge fund, hedge funds, storyteller, storytellers, storytelling, frighten, frightens, frightening, spook, spooks, spooky, spookiness, camp, camps, camping, crash, crashes, crashing, market crash, shortsell, short sell, shorting, short selling, correction, market correction, market corrections
"I don't care where they came from. It's that distant rumble that worries me."
Tags:rumble, rumbles, rumbling, bowling, bowling alley, bowling alleys, bowling pin, bowling pins, ten pins, ten pin, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, scare, scares, scaring, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, fear, fears, fearful, paranoia, paranoid, concern, concerns, valid concern, valid concerns, in harm's way, in harms way
"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
A tough dog scratches and barks.
"I appreciate the offer, sir, but no thank you, I don't want a promotion."
"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."
Tags:business, boardrooms, bad news, panic, panics, panicking, frighten, frightens, frightening, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, preparation, preparations, make preparations, makes preparations, making preparations, foresight, look ahead, looking ahead, profit decline, profit declines, profits declining, prudent, long term, future, futures, mankoff
"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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