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'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'
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"We will always have Paris."
'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'
A couple watches as a frog in a wheelchair exits a restaurant's kitchen near a sign that says "Try our Frog's legs".
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"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."
Try our frogs' legs.
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"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"Are you sure you can cure me of leg cramps?"
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"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
"Did you hear that? A frenchman, hide!"
"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."
Tags:prince charming, frog leg, frog, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy story, fairy stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, french food, french cuisine, french restaurant, french restaurants, eating out, frogs, frog legs, eating, animals, frog prince, fairy tales, kissing, myths, maidens, literature
"Wooow! You'll meet a rich, famous and very important person in an exclusive restaurant in Paris!"
"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."
'So...They got you too..'
Even though he knew he would get nightmares, Jacques couldn't stop reading horror stories in bed.
'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'
'I will immigrate to France.'
'The chef's speciality is his frogs legs.'
'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'
Frog committing suicide.
'Yeah, she's got great legs - what frog doesn't?'
'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'
"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"
"We're out of frog legs. My son's biology class was canceled this morning."
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"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"