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"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."
Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
"What you see, Monica, is a facade. Neat, huh?"
Truth in Christmas letters
Tags:christmas, christmas tradition, christmas traditions, christmas letter, christmas letters, spin, spins, front, putting on a front, lie, lies, lying, white lies, keeping up appearances, truth, truthful, life difficulties, real life, being real, perfect family, perfect families, happy family, happy families
Kate's Evil Plan: 'You only held the angelic smile of faux innocence for ten seconds.'
None of your damn business inc.
'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'
"Glady, National Geographic is gone! Break out the beef jerky again!"
Tags:wildlife, wildlife photographer, wildlife photographers, play to the camera, playing to the camera, perform, performs, performing, performance, performances, eat, eats, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, beef jerky, front, fronts, fronting, nature program, nature programs, nature show, nature shows, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, magazine, magazines
Man comes home and takes off his hat and mask.
Tags:troll, trolling, abuse, scam, scamming, internet, spam, online, hack, hacker, abuser, hash, tag, hashtag, hate, hate-crime, criminal, etiquette, computer, computers, identity, hide, hidden, beard, glasses, alias, front, fake, aler, ego, alter-ego, aliases, victim, victimisation, storm, trend, viral, anonymous, anonymity
"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."
Tags:business, mix, it, up, conflict, direct, communication, say, what, on, mind, upfront, up, front, communicate, boxing, ring, fighting, upset, mad, angry, management, resolution, resolve, coworker, peer, colleague, new, hire, surprised, worried, concerned, take, it, out, each, other, different, differing, opinion, thinking, idea, strategy, pov, point of view, businessmen, men, male, professional, executive, person, manager, humorous, outside the box, boxing, boxer, ring
Speaking your mind, on a boat ('Bow!'... 'Stern')
Tags:boat, bow, stern, front, back, ship, sailing, nautical, navigation, navigating, considering, consideration, superior, boss, bosses, bullying, command, leadership, poor, bully, subordinate, subservient, wordplay, pun, at sea, hierarchy, bureaucracy, pecking order, masculinity, masculine, superior, superiority
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
Tags:sweet, sour, sourness, lemon, lemons, washer, washers, dryers, laundry day, detergents, fabric softeners, fabric softeners, washing powder, washing powders, washing machine, washing machines, tastebud, taste bud, tastebuds, taste buds, dryer, laundry, soap, detergent, fabric, softener, pucker, front, load, clean, clothes, chore, chores, housework
"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"
Tags:whoop, whooping, whoops, whooping crane, whiooping cranes, crane, cranes, bird, birds, loud, obnoxious, annoy, annoying, sport, sports, game, games, baseball, football, stadium, stadiums, soccer, fan, fans, fanatic, fanatics, watch, watching, bench, benches, bleacher, bleachers, sit, sitting, sporting, loud, front, seat, seats, stands, sports fan, sports fans, sport fan, sport fans
Peephole for the blind.
'All Eddie Wilson wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.'
Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
'Sorry, but I feel you're using your image as a cover for lack of true self!'
'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'
Welcome mat in front of unwelcoming home.
"Hmmm..You have a cold front"
Pristine Planet Productions
'I heard it's a diploma mill.'