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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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"Either it's a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service."
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"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."
All Quiet on the Best Western Front
"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, ice machines, hotels, check in, check ins, check-in, check-ins, hotel room, hotel rooms, snow figure, snow person, snow people, snow sculpture, snow sculptures, ice, ice machine, hotel, checking in, front desk, hotel rooms, reservations, reserved rooms, winter, cold, frozen, snow men, snow man, snow-men, snow-man, air conditioning, air conditioner, air conditioners
"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."
'The Princess and the Mint.'
'Sir, one of those one-eyed, pyramid-like things that are on the back of dollar bills is here to see you.'
'Front desk? Why isn't there a Glock 38 on my pillow?'
'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'
'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'
'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'
"My wife keeps telling me I need an eye exam, but do you think I need one, sir?"
"Doctor Smith your 12:30 pain in the neck is here."
"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."
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"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."
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