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A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
"Tag! Your salary's frozen."
"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
Tags:fleece, jacket, jackets, coat, coats, winter coat, winter coats, fleeces, cold weather, winter, winters, winter coat, winter coats, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, warm, warmth, warm coat, warm coats, winter jacket, winter jackets, windbreaker, windbreakers, winter season, winter seasons, snow, snow day, snow days, snowy
Pop Top Ice FIshing
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, can, cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, pop can, pop cans, soda can, soda cans, pop top, pop tops, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, line and hook, line and hook fishing, line fishing, ice, frozen, frozen lake, frozen lakes, cold weather, cold, freezing, freezing weather, winter, winter time, seal, seals, seal fishing, seal fisher, seal fishers, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern attiudes
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"Forget the paleontology-this is a huge discovery for cheerleading!"
Tags:paleontology, palaeontology, palaeontologists, palaeontologist, paleontologist, paleontologists, fossils, fossil, science, scientists, scientist, frozen, ice block, block of ice, cavemen, cave people, cave dweller, cave dwellers, cheerleading, cheerleaders, cheerleader, cheer team, cheer squad, cheerleading squad, cheer, discovery, cheerlead, pyramid, gymnastics, gymnast, sport, team sport, team sports, sports
'See you next spring, Morty.'
Tags:lick, licks, licking, licked, licker, lickers, stuck, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stick, sticks, sticking, leave, leaves, leaving, left, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, winter, winters, spring, springs, season, seasons, signpost, signposts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Sumo on Ice
'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I knew I heard caroling last night!"
Tags:caroling, carolling, carol singer, carol singers, carol singing, chirstmas carol, christmas carols, christmas time, singer, singers, singing, cold weather, freezing weather, frozen, getting cold, getting frozen, neglect, neglects, dedicated, dedication, determined, determination, persevere, persevering, perseverance
"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, cold hands warm heart, cold, cold hands, winter, freezing, frozen, freeze, froze, holding hands, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, eskimo, eskimos
The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snowy, snowing, snows, snowed, massage, masseuse, bad idea, cold, colder, colds, warm up, warming up, warmed up, warms up, relax, relaxing, melt, melted, melting, melts, ice, icey, iced, good idea, freeze, frozen, froze, freezing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
Tags:boise, polar bear, polar bears, polar bear plunge, polar bear plunges, ice, ices, ice cold, ice cold water, water, endangered species, endangered, species, celebration, celebrate, celebration, happy, happiest, cold, colder, freeze, freezing, froze, frozen, charity, charity event, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
'That's 3 votes for 'When Hell Freezes Over'...now, a show of hands for 'When Pigs Fly'.'
'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'
Closed for the Season
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food truck, food trucks, street food, street foods, food, foods, snack, snacks, snack stand, bad weather, snow, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, seasons, seasonal, winter, sign, signs, closed, cold, freezing, chilly, frozen, business, businesses
"Save my spot?"
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug
Tags:fishing, fly fishing, ice fishing, ice, winter, snow, cold, freezing, frozen, flying fish, angling, anglers, fishing tackle, bait, baits, flies, rods, reels, rod, reel, catch, catching, caught, fish, casting, cast, hunting, sport, sports, hobbies, frozen pond, frozen ponds, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fisherman, fishermen, ice fish, ice fishes, casts, casting, fisherman, fishermen
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
Tags:second-rate, second-tier, magazine, magazines, mom, moms, mums, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, parent, parents, parenting, food preparation, meal preparation, cooking, home cooking, homecooking, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, recipe, recipes, soup, chicken, casserole, casseroles, pizza, cookies, biscuits, ingredient, ingredients, bake, baking, no time, time, busy, busy mom, busy moms, busy mum, busy mums, perfect mom, perfect moms, perfect mum, perfect mums, perfect mother, perfect mothers, perfect, ordering delivery, delivery, remorse, regret, guilt, family, families, chore, chores, kitchen, kitchens, store-bought, pre-cooked, precooked, frozen, ready-made, cooking from scratch
"Your mother is taking up too much freezer space!"
Tags:freezer, freezers, frozen, relationship, relationships, family, families, dead, die, died, dying, death, kill, killed, killer, killers, in law, in laws, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, covering up, cover up