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'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
"How about an apple split for a change?"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, fruit, fruits, banana, bananas, apple, apples, banana split, banana splits, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, angry, upset, change, changes, changing, different, doing something different, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, food, talking food
"Do you have these apples in green?"
Tags:apple, apples, fruit, fruit seller, fruit sellers, fruit stand, fruit stands, produce, preference, preferences, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, green apple, green apples, red apple, red apples, preference, preferences, grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, upper class, upper classes, request, requests
Low Hanging Fruit
Tags:low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, low-hanging fruit, low-hanging fruits, fruit, fruit and veg, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocer shopping, convenient, convenience, convenience store, convenience stores, convenience shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit and veg isle, modern life, modern times, consumerism
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, insult, insults, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, dating, date, dates, fruit, fruits, apple, apples
"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Apples and Oranges Shoot-Out
Tags:shoot out, shoot outs, shoot-out, shoot-outs, stand off, stand offs, stand-off, stand-offs, duel, duels, fight, fights, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, apple and orange, apples and oranges, differences, settling differences, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, comparison, comparison, fruit, fruits
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
Tags:food, fruit, fruits, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, talking, speaking, carrot, carrots, pear, pears, ginger root, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, promotion, promotions, promoted, qualified, qualifications
"You're not getting enough proteins."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, still life, still lifes, fruit, fruit bowl, fruit bowls, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, nutrition, nutrient, nutrients, protein, diet, dietary habits, healthy diet, eating healthy, unhealthy, fitness, deficiency, deficiencies
Deluded pear thinks she has a slim body shape.
'Fresh Boogers U-Pick.'
"I'm afraid it's a degenerative disorder - you have two, maybe three days if you're lucky."
Tags:banana, bananas, ripe banana, ripe bananas, overly ripe, overly-ripe, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioners, general practitioner, terminal diagnosis, terminal case, degenerative disease, degenerative diseases, degenerative condition, degenerative conditions, degenerative disorder, degenerative disorders, fruit, fruits
"Yes, it is hot in here."
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
Tags:food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers