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Low Hanging Fruit
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"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
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"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"
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Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.
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The many moods of produce
'Just the one, thanks.'
'I eat vegetables with lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'
'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'
'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'
'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'
"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"
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'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!
Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'
' So if Vegatarians only eat vegatables...does that mean Humanitarians only eat humans?'
"We have heard your demand for preventive health care. These things will now be available in the soda machines."
"Do opiates class as one of your five a day?"
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Price of Food
How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!
Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'