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"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."
'We offer complimentary fruit baskets instead of pro bono work.'
Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!
'For his funeral he said he wanted to have an open fruit basket.'
'Hello! We're the Anderson's. We just wanted to welcome you to the neighbourhood and stop y to give you a fruit fly basket.'
"I really can't explain it too much except to say that it's part of a court order."
"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"
'I don't know what Cain and Abel gave Eve for Mother's Day. I just know it wasn't a lovely fruit basket.'
"When I dropped that fruit basket in the store last week...nobody thought THAT was so pretty!"
'I thought we agreed on a $50 maximum.'
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away....maybe if I sit here by this fruit basket, everyone will just leave me alone.'
'You can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket and a severed horse's head.'
'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'