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"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?
"You're not getting enough proteins."
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"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."
"Honey wake up, the avocados are ripe!"
Fruit Cake Production Line.
Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!
"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"
"I miss the old bunch."
"Pull the plum, Mrs. Carney."
"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."
'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'
"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"
'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'
"Mum...there's a spider in the fruit bowl!"
'I think it's an organic still life.'
'OK, who's rotting?'
Man directs the Grim Reaper to a bowl of apples for peeling.
'Apples don't grow on trees you know.'
'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'
Man helping himself to a piece of fruit from a painting.
'You just can't wait to spoil my fruit bowl arrangement, can you?'
'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'
'No, YOU'RE the second banana!'
"Oh, I don't know, I find him quite appealing!"