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Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'
"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"
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"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"
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"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."
At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.
Rhonda lands a lucrative government contact when it's discovered that her holiday fruitcakes are bullet-proof.
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
'Do you think it was a good idea to send all our patients fruitcakes?'
"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."
"When I dropped that fruit basket in the store last week...nobody thought THAT was so pretty!"
'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'
Nuttier than a fruitcake.
'It isn't even lunchtime and I've already had my five fruits.'
'Next year, let's just send Christmas cards to our patients... the fruitcakes didn't work out too well.
"Papi, what do you want for Christmas?"
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'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'
A 'fruitcake disposal' receptacle is set out during Christmas time . . .
Heads examined while you wait...
You are what you eat - Fruitcake.
'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'
A Loony Bin
"How thick do you want the fruitcake slices."
"I know we overspent a bit during the holidays ... but fruitcake for dinner again!?"
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"It's a fruitcake, not a catchall."
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