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Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, game, gaming, gamer, millennial, millennials, phone addicts, phone addict, phone addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, gaming addict, gaming addicts, gaming addiction, screen time, phone game, phone games, square eyes, squared eyed, insane, insanity, mad, maddness, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, crazy, craziness
"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."
"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
Tags:soap opera, soap operas, daytime tv, daytime television, tv, television, show, shows, prime time, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, elder, elders, elderly, ageing, aging, retired, retire, retirement, argue, argument, arguments, dispute, frustrated, distracting
"Something's wrong - I can tell by the way you're flipping me off."
Tags:middle fingers, the finger, flipped off, flipping me off, flipping him off, flipping you off, flipper her off, angry, mad, upset, annoyed, frustrated, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, men, man, woman, women, non-verbal communication, non-verbal communications, marital problem, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital problems
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
Tags:call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, tech, smart phone, smart phones, automated message, computer, computers, customer service, frustrating, frustrated, infuriating, infuriated, automated messaging, modern life, middle age, middle aged, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, notification, notifications
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
Tags:head desk, head desks, head, heads, slam, slams, slamming, overworked, too much work, work, work life, work lives, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, underpaid, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, exasperated, furious, infuriated, papers, shuffling papers, white collar job, white collar jobs
"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, bald, shaved, fashion, fashionable, style, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, personal style, beauty, wild, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, frustrated, frustration, fed up, modern life
"I don't care if it's a charging station with wifi capabilities. I just want a toaster."
Tags:toaster, toasters, charging station, charging stations, wifi, wifi capability, wifi capabilities, technology, technologies, upgrades, upgrade, upgrading, upgraded, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales, retail store, appliance store, constant upgrades, simplicity, no more simplicity, confusing, confuses, confused, confuse, confusion, frustrate, frustration, frustrated, frustrating, frustrates, unnecessary features, unrequired features
"Oh, grow up!"
"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"
"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"
"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf club, golf clubs, golf green, golf greens, hole, holes, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, putter, putters, flag, flags, put, putting, tap, frustrated, frustration, anger, angry, anger management, competition, competitive, too competitive, sportsmanship, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, pistol, pistols, fire, shoot, shooting, making par, gentleman's sport, gentleman's game, man, men
'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
Tags:artist, artists, idea, ideas, having ideas, artists block, artist's block, creative block, creative people, creative person, canvas, canvases, blank canvas, blank canvases, age, ageing, getting old, painter, painters, painting, memory, memories, youth, golden youth, preserve, preservation, fail, failing, deteriorate, deteriorated, deteriorating, frustration, frustrated, frustrations
"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
Tags:word, words, slang, slang term, slang terms, tolerate, tolerates, toleration, awesome, intolerant, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, home, homes, father, fathers, parent, parents, english, proper english, speaker, speakers, speaking, speak properly, speaking properly, slang word, slang words, house rules, house rule, rule, rules, strict
"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."
Tags:media, technology, gadgets, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, occupied, not paying attention, preoccupied, concentration, concentrating, paying attention, hammer, hammers, nail, nails, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, to err, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, smash, smashes, smashing, annoyed, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, irritations, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning
'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'